Best God In Show


++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- Best God In Show | ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Thank God for the Grammy..." Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-55x---------------55x----------------55x----------------55x----------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 2. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--x2 E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--| Verse "I've no consideration..." 3. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2 E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------| Chorus "And I find its getting harder to hang out..." 4. G|--------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------| E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x---| "In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark..." 5. G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-| E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------| Outro 6. G|--------------------------------------| D|-55x---------------55x----------------| A|--------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------| Verse "Who would read a 2000..." 7. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------77-----------------5p3p2~--| E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-------5h7h88x--------------| "Would you navigate the globe..." 8. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--| E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------| Chorus "And I find its getting painful to put up..." 9. G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------5-| E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x-----| "In Unicorns and Creation..." 10. G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-| E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------| Outro 11. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2 E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------| Verse "Thank God for the Grammy..." 12. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2 E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------| Chorus "And its getting agonizing to hang out..." 13. G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------5-| E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x-----| "Mithology and history..." 14. G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-| E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------| Outro 15. G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-55x---------------55x----------------55x----------------55x----------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 16. G|-------------------| D|-55x---------------| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| Please rate thank you!! Lyrics: I've no consideration, zero mutual respect For billions who suffer from rational thought neglect I don't wanna waste a sentence, I don't want a convert-sation That's gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation And I find it's getting harder to hang out With grown adults who actually believe In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark and that their god is the best My distaste has turned into detest Who would read a 2000 year old medical journal Techniques for bloodletting, advice on Trichinosis Would you navigate the globe with a map of a flat earth Without DNA testing, would you believe virgin birth And I find it's getting painful to put up With grown adults who actually believe In Unicorns and Creation, and God always takes their side That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide Thank God for the Grammy, thank God for the touchdown Thank God for blowing up the enemy's sacred ground So how am I supposed to take anything you say seriously? When you've swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny And it's getting agonizing to hang out With grown adults who actually believe Mythology and history trump physics and science My aversion has turned to abhorrence +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | RaiLeff | | Underground__Dora@Hotmail.Com | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++